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Fustercluck

   (aka "The Frozen Cement Explosion")

Genre Alternative       Band Created 11/9/2008       Fan Base 19       Total Sales 45

Looks like the beatnik and the bastard are back, as their alter-ego, "Fustercluck".

These innovators of unique thoughts, sounds and swiveling, lugubriousness have collected up all the phlegm what they had gobbed out during the night and have made it into a fine, filling and delectable treat of rare and authentic, vintage tracks on the "Snurdgin' to the Oldies" collection, which is sure to make you spontaneously "birth a biscuit"*.

*(No, I've never heard that expression before, either, but I'm laughing so hard at it, myself right now, that I sincerely hope the phrase will travel the universe on it's own so that now, the phrase "birth a biscuit" may officially "catch on", and have it's origins officially traced back here to me, using figment.)


News


3/8/2009 9:47 PM
Figment video interview just recorded

At the request of Figment, Dusty Souffle of Fustercluck has just granted a video interview, on behalf of himself and Friski Bouffet, who unfortunately, decided to go have a cranial transplant done instead (they were giving out free balloons).

After editing, the video interview will be sent from the Fustercluck camp to the Figment camp. Eventually, they both plan to meet in the middle, somewhere, to "roast marshmallows", (as they say).

2/26/2009 5:47 PM
SHHH!!! Fustercluck gears up for special, secret Figment interview.

The ever-lugubrious Dusty Souffle and Friski Bouffe (aka Fustercluck) have recently been contacted by Figment for a secret-special video interview.

Trying to reunite this mysterious, secretive twosome has proved a special challenge, but they have finally managed to coordinate their secrety schedules to begin recording their special, secret video interview session this weekend.

Official, special response from the Fustercluckers is only that "Figment makes us feel especial."




Albums / EPs


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Ratzass

Date Released: 1/2/2010   Tracks: 13
Sales: 6   Listens: 6

(2010 Oedible Media) FUSTERCLUCK is at it again with big steaming piles of New Wave, Country, Disco, Punk and Polka on this sizzlin' new platter.

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The Bastard in Space (single)

Date Released: 9/12/2009   Tracks: 6
Sales: 16   Listens: 22

(229 The Record Company) The surprise hit from the soundtrack album of the movie inspired by the unlikely named breakfast cereal "Hey, Lady! Ya Dropped Yer Kid!". This EP features various versions of "The Bastard in Space" including the long-awaiting long-playing dance mix, as well as one with the vocals completely removed and replaced with cows mooing. The early renaissance version of "Let's Snurdge Again" is a nice addition, as well.

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"Hey, Lady! Ya Dropped Yer Kid!" Soundtrack

Date Released: 4/12/2009   Tracks: 19
Sales: 13   Listens: 17

(2009 The Record Company) FUSTERCLUCK'S latest offering is the soundtrack to the motion picture inspired by the breakfast cereal of the same name. Typically a popular movies inspire movie-branded items; t-shirts, toys, etc., and in some cases, breakfast cereals. FUSTERCLUCK doesn't endorse this crass commercialism so they came out with the breakfast cereal first, and once it became a hit, the movie was written and filmed. So fill up a huge bowl and start munching!

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Snurdgin' to the Oldies - Volume Two

Date Released: 11/9/2008   Tracks: 19
Sales: 10   Listens: 9

A bizzarre album from the Vomitry vaults.

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