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Fustercluck

   (aka "The Frozen Cement Explosion")
created by RevSpike

Genre Alternative       Band Created 11/9/2008       Total Sales 55

Band Bio

Looks like the beatnik and the bastard are back, as their alter-ego, "Fustercluck".

These innovators of unique thoughts, sounds and swiveling, lugubriousness have collected up all the phlegm what they had gobbed out during the night and have made it into a fine, filling and delectable treat of rare and authentic, vintage tracks on the "Snurdgin' to the Oldies" collection, which is sure to make you spontaneously "birth a biscuit"*.

*(No, I've never heard that expression before, either, but I'm laughing so hard at it, myself right now, that I sincerely hope the phrase will travel the universe on it's own so that now, the phrase "birth a biscuit" may officially "catch on", and have it's origins officially traced back here to me, using figment.)


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Albums / EPs

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Protuberances

Date Released: 4/27/2011   Tracks: 16
Sales: 8   Listens: 11

by FUSTERCLUCK (2011 The Record Company) These amazing new recordings showcase startling combinations of instruments playing together that should NEVER be played together. Every wondered what a saxophone would sound like alongside a sitar? Bagpipes and banjo? Kazoo and harp? Now you need wonder no longer! Protuberances is presented here in a limited-edition vinyl pressing which includes links to digital tracks.

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Ratzass

Date Released: 1/2/2010   Tracks: 13
Sales: 6   Listens: 9

(2010 Oedible Media) FUSTERCLUCK is at it again with big steaming piles of New Wave, Country, Disco, Punk and Polka on this sizzlin' new platter.

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The Bastard in Space (single)

Date Released: 9/12/2009   Tracks: 6
Sales: 17   Listens: 24

(229 The Record Company) The surprise hit from the soundtrack album of the movie inspired by the unlikely named breakfast cereal "Hey, Lady! Ya Dropped Yer Kid!". This EP features various versions of "The Bastard in Space" including the long-awaiting long-playing dance mix, as well as one with the vocals completely removed and replaced with cows mooing. The early renaissance version of "Let's Snurdge Again" is a nice addition, as well.

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"Hey, Lady! Ya Dropped Yer Kid!" Soundtrack

Date Released: 4/12/2009   Tracks: 19
Sales: 14   Listens: 20

(2009 The Record Company) FUSTERCLUCK'S latest offering is the soundtrack to the motion picture inspired by the breakfast cereal of the same name. Typically a popular movies inspire movie-branded items; t-shirts, toys, etc., and in some cases, breakfast cereals. FUSTERCLUCK doesn't endorse this crass commercialism so they came out with the breakfast cereal first, and once it became a hit, the movie was written and filmed. So fill up a huge bowl and start munching!

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Snurdgin' to the Oldies - Volume Two

Date Released: 11/9/2008   Tracks: 19
Sales: 10   Listens: 9

A bizzarre album from the Vomitry vaults.

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Offical Band News


Figment video interview just recorded 3/8/2009
SHHH!!! Fustercluck gears up for special, secret Figment interview. 2/26/2009


Shoutbox


"be there soon and since you've already seen it, you know how awesome it is"
840 days ago by TMTYTF
"If you didn't notice already, Fragment Shelter's new album was inspired by you based on your review of the last album. and PS the cover WILL"
840 days ago by TMTYTF
"The Nymphomaniacs' "Hell Yeah III" is available now, check it out!!!"
847 days ago by TMTYTF
"If you can't relisten to my more popular albums quite yet, check out the new Firecharged! EP"
864 days ago by TMTYTF
"I use photoshop, I like to keep things simple"
866 days ago by TMTYTF
"Done! What art program do you use? Now visit my profile - PLEAASEE!!!! You might be pleasantly surprised!"
866 days ago by RevSpike
"You WERE next on my list, TM. Will do lots of reviews TONIGHT. (at work now.) See new unseen cover art at NEWS and RevSpike links. "
866 days ago by RevSpike
"It's titled "Vulgar Display Of Sexy" and it's currently a hot album. Thank you thank you!!!"
867 days ago by TMTYTF
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