Dewett Clintock

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Band Bio

Over a career spanning nearly 3 years Dewett Logan Clintock has earned over 1 award for his down home style of xenophobic, homophobic, bigoted, misogynistic nonsense with a pleasing southern twang.

Dewett has several domestic violence charges pending from a Stidwell County, Georgia incident in which he allegedly repeatedly beat his wife with a liquor bottle while screaming "Shock and Awe, Bitch!" The manager of the Faustville "Rick-e-cheeses" restaurant where the crime occurred was quoted as saying "Poor lady never had a chance, sumbitch was all over her like grease on squirrel bacon."

At one point it appeared that Clintock was dead, as his truck was found at the bottom of a ravine, however he was found 2 days later, wandering aimlessly in the woods, finishing off the last bottle of the crate, the first of which caused the aforementioned "ravine incident."

Clintock "wrote" a "book" about his experiences growing up on a small farm in Duhlieton, MS. In the self serving, non-factual and sometimes flat out vile piece of tripe, it was repeatedly stated that "He personally provided the information that lead to the capture of Osama Bin-Laden." Osama Bin-Laden remains at large at the time of this publication. In the later chapters, he speaks of keeping his daughter "pure." In the last chapter he expounds in detail on his sexual adventures with various trashy southern sluts and housewives.

By supporting this artist you support all that is good and right, a country filled with god-fearing, dog owning Americans, waking up at 6am, barbecuing at 5:45pm and going to bed after 4.302 hours of television. Make the right choice, if you don't, we could lose this war.

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Albums / EPs

Respect The Lady Date Released: 8/28/2008   Tracks: 11 Sales: 2   Listens: 3 If you enjoy ignorance and midday trips to a regional emergency trauma center for alcohol related incidents, you'll love Dewett Clintock's latest album, "Respect The Lady." With 11 amazing tracks about religion (christ), politics(republicans), social injustice(the white mans burden) and other viable, relevant themes (not really), Clintock is sure to please anyone south of the Mason-Dixon Line.