Rumble Squad
If you have a problem with how we rock, we'll fight you.Genre Rock Band Created 2/13/2008 Total Sales 2
4 Fans
Band Bio
We are pure Rock. We will fight you if you do not agree with this fact, and yes, it is a fact, not fucking boasting, okay? Rock is all we do, well that and work at Best Buy, but we only do that so we can afford rosin for Claire's bass bow. Yeah, that's right, BASS BOW. Ever heard of it? Course not, cause we invented it. You never heard such a massive Rock attack as when she pulls that bow across those 4 mighty Ernie Balls. Total Rock from sea to fucking sea. We were going to sign with Metal Blade but then she started bowing and Varney's like oh shit, I can't take it, it's too real, gaaaaa, lemme run my pussy ass out the door. Again, fact. Process that in your tiny little brainpan, Euell Gibbons, and while you're at it Grapenuts SUCK.
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Electric Balloonguyland
Date Released: 2/13/2008
Tracks: 10 "Five Stars" -- Kerrrrrrrrrrrangg June '07 "Makes Prong sound like Yanni." -- O Magazine Spring '07 "If you believe in God, stop doing so, for there is one true Father and that is Rumble Squad." -- James Dobson, Focus on the Family "My favorite band of all time!" Debbie Clemens, jackethappy.com "...Hendrixian guitar mixed with Stooges-style jackhammer attack...Dylanesque lyrics...cocksure strut...bridge to the 21st century...I have a dream...Baio-like cuddliness.." -- Rolling Stone 4/07 |
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