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Known to most fans as the deliciously quirky drummer from Cherry Vendetta, Jane "muffin" Morris is also a talented singer and musician, as well as all-around swell gal.

While Cherry takes a bit of a break after one crazy year, muffin has decided to tinker around and maybe share a few morsels from her recent adventures with you all.

Armed with sticks and skin and strings and little else, we guarantee you that muffin will be worth inviting into your eardrums. Delicious, scrumptious candy, appropriate morning, noon and night.




(out of char for a second here but just in case people have twitchy reporting fingers, I have purchased rights to the stock photo displayed here. thx. photo is © Scott Griessel - Fotolia.com)

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radio silence Date Released: 4/29/2012   Tracks: 5 Sales: 14   Listens: 20 dried up husk beaten and bruised sunken eyes staring back at you --------- the needle is a bounty hunter tracking down my veins the needle is a bounty hunter tracking down my veins the needle is a bounty hunter tracking down my veins the needle is a bounty hunter tracking down my veins all this fucking play play play made jane a dull dull girl the needle is a bounty hunter fuck you, i'm still jane ---- and who's still there? nobody and who's still there? not me slow build up smash explode everybody's favorite joke exposed ---- remember when it was all about politics instead of stardom and shit yeah, me neither ---- (radio silence for your protection)

Some Like It In The Pot Nine Days Old Date Released: 1/9/2012   Tracks: 13 Sales: 15   Listens: 31 Soooo. Um. Remember that 8-ball I got to play with? It was fun. Lots of fun. TONS of fun. Too much fun. Rehabilitation is kind of like being wrung through one of those old-fashioned clothing thingies, uhhh I can't think of the name but you know, the two cylinders that flatten you like a pancake? And you are left as nothing, a dry husk. That was me. Then. This is me. Now. I shiver and I shake and I shimmy and I still drum like a motherfucker and I dare you to find a better one. Yes, yes, you all told me so. I couldn't resist. I wouldn't. I didn't. It's kind of like being a kid again, being watched like a hawk and people are feeding you things they think will make you feel better, and all I keep thinking of is that pretty 8-ball but I am learning to resist.

Tragic 8-Ball Date Released: 9/29/2011   Tracks: 12 Sales: 17   Listens: 36 So some funny things can happen when a girl goes on walkabout. I hitched a ride out into the wild blue and ended up half-naked and deranged in a cornfield somewhere. I don't remember much about how I arrived but I do remember waking up feeling all bruised and shiny. I found me an 8-ball and boy do I wish I meant the toy. It showed me things I've never seen before. Colors and sounds and all sorts of glorious... thingies... ...I'm sorry, what? Right. The 8-ball of dooooom. I blame it for this whole tragic mess. Cherry told me so. I wouldn't listen. I couldn't listen. The magical caress of that 8-ball told me so. Found a sign that said "Keep off the Grass" and I thought what the fuck crazy fools, the grass is way greener and cleaner and meaner but at least it's not going to wreck you and make you wish you were dead. This album is for you and you and especially YOU. This album is for me too.

Baked Sale Tour Poster Date Released: 9/24/2011   Tracks: 5 Sales: 15   Listens: 0 One night only at the Foxxie Roxxie! Saturday, September 24th. Doors open at 8! 50 cent shooters 4 dollar pitchers x-muffin-x, her drums, her voice, and nothing else Rumor has it that an exclusive CD copy of her singing in the middle of the desert, being sold out back after hours. She may also have some of her special treats to share... Setlist: Sheep in Wolf's Clothing Andre's Garage Delicious Velvet Lost in Paradise Mean Green Lovin' Machine She *may* be persuaded to bang out a few licks from some CV songs... if you get her in the right mood! *cough*freebeer*cough* If you show up with this flyer, you *will* be guaranteed a discount on her CD. And possibly a hug. muffin loves hugs.