Mescaline Kimono

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Band Bio

We're here to kick ass and gjiprwghnslnswgkwhpgoeahgwpt9uqpgojanvk;sgnheaibvav;laegbeigavb;a;vbaeivgpeahgi;vnkadnva!!

And we're all out of bubblegum.

MESCALINE KIMONO is a two creature drone outlet from Manitoba. Common inspirations include heroin shot into tear ducts, sewers, defecating in hot springs, masturbating, mastodons, mastodons masturbating, human sacrifice, grindcore, and science. Sweet sweet chocolately science...

Cedar Suck is the player of all things. He is of undetermined origin, but we've speculated at part Native, part Irish, and part Lizard. He enjoys playing with pedals, and himself, and eating cake, and making locust stirfry. Which is delicious by the way.

Sam Ether is a player of bass, and the usual lungs of the duo, when there are vocals needed. He is part hyena and part corpse. If he was to accurately describe his life, it would involve alien experimentation and sleeping in a closet wearing a tin foil hat. He tends to influence the punk aspect of Mescaline Kimono, with his insistence on doing Ramones covers that are 10 times slower than the originals. He does no cooking, no eating, and drinks only lemon tea and vodker.

Mescaline Kimono does in no way advocate the use of mescaline.

Haha, you thought that was serious? Fools.

Band Gear

This band doesn't own any gear!

Albums / EPs

HOTPOT Date Released: 12/19/2011   Tracks: 7 Sales: 5   Listens: 6 What is the sound of two pissy Manitobians bashing each other with plugged-in electric guitars? What is the sound of a roiling stomach after too much Sichuanese hotpot and rice vodka shots? What is the sound of a thousand trilobites scuttling across primordial ocean floors? What is the sound of a growing peyote cactus turned up to 11? Well, it would sound a little something like this. Mescaline Kimono does grimy, evil drone doom for misanthropes, Canadians, mutants, giant squids and ugly people who take psychedelics and realize their impending Godhood... This is their second album, you'd think someone would have tried to stop them sooner. They would like to give special thanks to Terry Fire's Szechuan Restaurant, for the tremendous internal organ injuries and the subsequent inspiration for much of this album. Sam Ether does bass, fridge, lawnmower, dinners, screeching. Cedar Suck does vocals, guitars, drums, Sriracha funds, hatred. Moshbot the Inedible does recordings, obnoxiousness, backing vocals, art. (Another horrible blasphemous Good Horse Records release)

Prairie Fire Date Released: 1/7/2011   Tracks: 7 Sales: 6   Listens: 8 Thick, choking fuzz and feedback which will elevate you to previous unknown heights of eye-twitchery. Lyrics more occult (in the old-school sense) than Hermes Trismegistus's Emerald Tablet. Stacks of amps, piles of hatred, and a horse being hung by braided patch cords from the rafters. Recorded at GHOST PEPPER STUDIOS, by Moshbot the Inedible. THEY ARE: Cedar Suck: Guitars and drums and vox and things. & Sam Ether: Bass and hatred and pedals and shit. RELEASED BY GOOD HORSE RECORDS

Psychopomp Date Released: 12/20/2010   Tracks: 4 Sales: 8   Listens: 11 Come on a journey to the underworld with us... Don't worry, we have lots of medicine. RECORDED in part at Ghost Pepper Studio, and in part in Cedar's basement, on shitty amps and other junk. Guest appearances by our toasters, Sam's vacuum cleaner, and Vern Hymen (Calavera) on vocals for "The Colour Out of Space". Drone! Stoned! Yeah!