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Crotch Rocket

   Yes, there is a rocket in my pocket and yes I am happy to see you
created by chilidog

Genre Heavy metal       Band Created 6/3/2008       Total Sales 4

3 Fans

Kylepoot rikki Toadmaster

Band Bio

Keeping it in the family is a southern tradition. Nothing could be closer to the truth with the emergence of Crotch Rocket. At the urging of the lead singer of Pincher Nipple, Log Chain Records has signed Johnson's little brother, Rod, and his band to a contract.

"I love my brother and all, but when it comes to getting the job done, Pincher Nipple can't compete. We do it harder, we do it faster, and you ain't going to find any of that pussy ballad shit here", says Rod.


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Albums / EPs

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Love Handles

Date Released: 8/13/2008   Tracks: 6
Sales: 1   Listens: 2

Crotch Rocket's feelgood follow-up EP, Love Handles, delivers the goods with hot licks and machine gun rhythm. Rod Johnson, although unpredictable and always questionable, continues to mature as a singer. Through all the controversy and audacity, Crotch Rocket has the talent to back up their claim as kings of the metal world.

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Thruster

Date Released: 7/29/2008   Tracks: 7
Sales: 1   Listens: 1

Crotch Rocket's follow-up album, Thruster, delivers their message loud and clear. This album will rock you harder and faster than you've ever been rocked before and leave you feeling like you should go make a sandwich.

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Pistol Grip

Date Released: 6/10/2008   Tracks: 9
Sales: 2   Listens: 2

Grab on tight and hold on for the ride of your life. If hard and heavy, pile-driving music is your thing, Crotch Rocket will leave you weak in the knees and begging for more. The fast and furious pace will leave you sweaty and out of breath. So go ahead and take a rocket ride. It won't be long until Crotch Rocket is on the tip of everyone's tongue.

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Offical Band News


Mission Accomplished 8/6/2008
Rod Johnson Denies Allegations 7/29/2008
Crotch Rocket Burning Up! 7/25/2008


Shoutbox


"Crotch Rocket WAS FORMED ON MY BIRTHDAY.. awesome present guys LOVE U ROD"
1390 days ago by Kylepoot
"Rod Johnson. Crotch Rocket. There's a theme running through these names...if only I could figure out what it is..."
1447 days ago by Eric
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