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Agua Netz

   Leopard-print & Dolphin-free
created by theHoseman

Genre Hair Metal       Band Created 4/25/2009       Total Sales 68

Band Bio

Burbank, CA birthed these torn jean and spandex wearing lads in the early 80's. Their first musical memories consist of watching Matt Pinfield's Headbangers Ball from their "Pack-n-Plays". These images of lipstick, big hair and codpieces imprinted on their brains and when they all met up in high school it was merely a matter of time before the 5 would join up and start glamming.
They had been playing to middling crowds on the "Strip" for a couple years when a chance encounter with a touring Zandergriff Miggs earned them their first record deal. Zander saw in them the raw energy of youth and the retro mid 80's style that is quickly coming into vogue again. He jumped to sign them before the 80's revival hit full swing.

Agua Netz sound is pure glam rock hair metal. Chunky chords, flashy drums, shout along chorus's and anthemic love ballads...all mixed in with the appropriate amount of lipstick, big hair and macho braggadio.

Agua Netz are:
Shane Capulet-vocals & mic stand
Tornado Turnpike-lead guitar
Duff Montague-bass guitar
Stevie St. Stevens-rhythm guitar & Yamaha DX7
Woody Hammer-drums, percussion & gong


Band Gear

This band doesn't own any gear!

Albums / EPs

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the Boulevard Incident

Date Released: 10/6/2011   Tracks: 11
Sales: 9   Listens: 16

The 'Netz spent the last few months performing unannounced shows on the Strip under the name "Bombshell!". They worked out the kinks to this collection of new tunes and then laid down the final tracks in 6 days. "the Boulevard Incident" displays all the usual risque debauchery you've come to expect from the 'Netz and they turn Prince's 1980 funk gem "Head" into a foot stompin', headbangin' rock anthem. recorded by Frey @ Mox Box studios, room B, Hollywood, CA mastered by B. Hinder @ Masterwerks, Burbank, CA produced by T. Turnpike songs by Turnpike/Capulet except * by P. R. Nelson female vox on Head by Lucy Lastic UncleDuffRecords * Headphone Music * Birchwood Sound

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Taiwan On

Date Released: 8/19/2010   Tracks: 13
Sales: 12   Listens: 23

Glittered with glam and debauchery, Taiwan On is loaded with tales of excess in the barrooms and bedrooms of the Boulevard. The 'Nets are set to throttle the crowd at the Leather & Lucre festival with songs off this latest release. Don't miss out on a single minute of the action...Also featuring Pusher and more. -recorded by Frey at the BassmentFile -produced by S. Capulet & Z. Miggs -cover art by Van Q an UncleDuffRecords production in association with HelectricArt Gallery, TwentyTen

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Pool Party

Date Released: 11/15/2009   Tracks: 14
Sales: 10   Listens: 28

Written & recorded along the way on the Excess Express Tour w/seminal raunch rockers Pusher. With chorus' you'll soon be shouting along with, these party anthems are sure to stir your libido into a frenzy. A BIG thanks to Rikki, Robbie, Mike, J.J. & Spanky of Pusher who have contributed musically & vocally on every track. (in the haze of the tour, it's hard to recall just who did what!) To all the cougars & hotties, Shane says-"If ya want on the bus, ya gotta bare the biscuit!"

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Net Her When Wet

Date Released: 10/10/2009   Tracks: 10
Sales: 9   Listens: 18

Intended for release before the Netz embarked on the Excess Express w/ Pusher, the "Net Her..." sessions were held up while the boys took some time to decompress after Woody's wreck (by partying their asses off in Cabo). Worth the wait... Here are the Agua Netz as raunchy and debauched as ever, with Woody Hammer sans left arm pounding the vintage Simmons electronic drums given to him by Parliament of Owls drummer Otis san Salvadore. Oil 'r Up & Spray 'r Down...Net 'r When Wet!

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Nasty Habits

Date Released: 6/19/2009   Tracks: 11
Sales: 7   Listens: 5

The Netz brought a little slice of West Hollywood to the Twin Cities, rockin' the Under the Big Top festival with all the sex and glitter you would expect. Riding the coat tails of that success, the boys hit the studio and cranked out this disc of glammed out excess. Many of these songs were first heard at the festival and featured here are a couple live versions, including the classic "(If You Won't) Holly Would" Tease that hair, squeeze into your spandex & make sure your zippo's full!

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the HEAD BLAST EP

Date Released: 5/7/2009   Tracks: 6
Sales: 8   Listens: 6

Opening with a sequel song to "Lips, Hips & Attitude" the Head Blast EP thunders out of the gate and never lets up, culminating in a cover of seminal glammers Hanoi Rocks. In between the Netz wear their influences on their sleeves with songs about the glitz, glam and excesses of the one and a half miles of West Hollywood that comprise the Sunset Strip. Party with Troubador Trudy and sleep it off at the Hyatte to start again the next night.

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Just Dropping In

Date Released: 4/25/2009   Tracks: 10
Sales: 13   Listens: 14

From the introductory track "Bring In The Netz" you feel you've heard these guys somewhere before. And by the time the closing chords of the sweet ballad "Holly Would" die out you are sure of it. They are so true to their roots and influences it's hard to tell the difference. Pure mid 80's hair metal glam from the Sunset Strip done about as well as it can be. Pull on your spandex and get ready for some debauchery as you party hard with Agua Netz debut release! dolphin-free all natural bulge!

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Offical Band News


the Crimson Permanent Assurance 4/11/2011
Leather & Lucre update 8/20/2010
Leather & Lucre...coming soon 6/24/2010


Shoutbox


"thanks for getting back too us we was looking at getting pusher 2 also be on the bill as sub too you guys dont know if that would help "
86 days ago by fiction83
"hey guys something wicked festival uk is booking bands for june 2nd we love you guys to come headline the main stage this year "
90 days ago by fiction83
"Sent you a message regarding your idea, etc."
745 days ago by rikki
"Please read Drifter's latest news posting, it is loosely related to the review you left on our new album. -The Thief"
892 days ago by TMTYTF
"maybe so, but whatever"
898 days ago by TMTYTF
"...Pusher & the Netz b/c we still have a high amount of respect to both bands, totally up to you tho. -Chuck Turner, FC!"
898 days ago by TMTYTF
"...for the fans. We never heard back from you. Again, please look @ my review of Pool Party. We also hope that one day we can play w/ ..."
898 days ago by TMTYTF
"gonna headline. As stated before, we regret saying what we said, but we also tried to reconcile so that the show could go on, you know..."
898 days ago by TMTYTF
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