Colonel Abstract & The Dangers
The Future of HistoryGenre Pyschedelic Band Created 4/7/2009 Fan Base 8 Total Sales 18
You would never expect a 5-piece guitarless band with a gay couple, a contacts-sporting anonymous leader, and a three-piece vocal consisting of equal parts Nine Inch Nails and Nina Simone to succeed, but the Colonel and his band have been on the circuit for half a decade. The mysterious leader is no more a spectacle then his weird and eclectic group of singer/drummer/harmonica player Sam Greene, electronic musician Ishmael Greene, pianist Abraham O'Toole, and singer/cellist Yoko Sampson. The group is infamous for its fast-paced, narcotic fusion of electronic noise, 60s bubblegum, British goth rock, and classic jazz, and were recently signed to [almost] records.
News
We've got a new album in the works, so brace thyself. For a moment you thought you were safe from us, praise the Lord you're not! New album & covers EP out soon.
we are touring with Mistaken for Sane to benefit for some ecologist guys. We won't be releasing any stuff, but we'll play some new stuff in a parking garage in Kansas, k?
Albums / EPs
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Ave, Carthagia
Date Released: 1/1/2010
Tracks: 13 Here's the latest outta cold storage in the Imperial Warehouses... one for all y' history majors. We've been experimenting with some new instruments, themes, languages... Kinda a soul/baroque/thrash stew we got here. We tried to imagine if we lived during the days o' old Hannibal, Caesar & the gang... and still wanted to rock out and make brain slurpees out of your audio souls. Limited release, enjoy. -The Colonel |
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Bipolar World/The Covers Sessions
Date Released: 5/31/2009
Tracks: 18 we did it. Our second full length. Your mind will be so warped by this album of albums, or so we hope, that it'll be between a mobius strip and a sprite can. Ishmael's been far more loose & grooving in the Spaceport, and it's spread to the whole damn band. we got a men's choir, a bongoist, and Fishgut himself on spoons & wine bottle. Relax, you'll need to... produced by M. Jimmet & Sgt. Conceptual for [almost] 09, most instruments by us. |
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Themes on a Variation
Date Released: 4/21/2009
Tracks: 6 A NOTE FROM THE COLONEL: we noted the collective thoughts of hairless chimps, boiled them down to their basic components, scrapped half of em, and composed the following pieces... produced by M. Jimmet for [almost] reccords. |
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In Monochrome Technicolorr
Date Released: 4/7/2009
Tracks: 20 A NOTE FROM THE COLONEL: If you like Rod Stewart, Barry Manilow, or Billy Joel, TURN BACK NOW. If, however, you want music that can simulate black holes & make a fruit smoothie from the minds of the bourgouise elite, curl up by the fire... we have a story. MIXED:by hand, by us PRODUCED:by Mike Jimmet RELEASED:on [almost] records. Play nice, kiddos. |
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