Havin' Fun with Pastor of Muppets by Pastor Of Muppets
Date Released 2/13/2008 Sales 90 Listens 71
"Fast shipping, item as described, A+++ seller!" -- guy who bought my Morley Fuzz Wah on eBay.
Tracks
- 1. The Hey Hey Song
- 2. Whoa Ho Ho
- 3. The Duck Says Quack
- 4. Puppies Are Cute
- 5. Rape Your Skull With My Gnurled Horn
Reviews
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"GOOD"
Jamalien"This album is truely innovative, the musicianship is impeccable... This is truely a pastermiece."
Sleepwalk"My kids love "Rape""
Shizgoob"Woah now, the 'Duck Says Quack' track blew my mind. Listen in and you'll see quack isn't all it's saying."
Rajandrov"Sick tunes...#5 is by far the best song in this album!"
Irishamy"Seriously, "The Duck Says Quack" is one of my favorite songs ever. It kinda reminds me of the band Down From Heaven with the piano part, but all-in-all this album ROCKS!!"
m3rcurymorbid"I can safely say that this album is among my Top Ten Fake Albums of All Time."
DrBriggs"can't get enough of Rape Your Skull With My Gnurled Horn"
clazzaro1"Simply amazing! Songs like "The Duck Says Quack" and "Rape Your Skull With My Gnurled Horn" are stepping stones to a greater Metal but will not be forgotten! This Group belongs in the Metal Hall Of Fame, right next to Ozzy and Deep Purple. Good job guys, and check out my two albums, Dont Talk To Strangers and 2000 Years Ago..."
Exmortis"I think track three is going to be more catchy than any boy band song that has been made or will ever be made. Times infinity. No take backs. Seriously."
Headwound"Song 1 reminded me of the time my mother made it a point to tell me not to go to old man Higgins Farm after dark. Track three was so preschool(shunned me all over again BASTARDS!!) And Track 5 was reminiscent of the last thing I said to my ex before she died! I give it an F+. Great work guys!"
Trisire"Wow, just f***in wow. Track 4 made me cry with horror and laughter at the same time. This album includes all the emotion you can possibly image. Amazing. "
missbellatrixx"Hey, check out RSTV and Shrine Of Darkness."
guitarplayer440"If you like Mike Patton, Enya, or baby walruses, I recommend this album for all who don't fear gnurled things."
vaguelyhumanoid""The Duck Says Quack"
Top 8 on Uzbekistan's Billboard Top 100 list!!!"
"what the hell?"
motleycrue860"fucking awesome"
crispy1"This is the "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" of early childhood puppet rock...truly a masterpiece and fun for the grownups, too!"
maximusdeus"Back In Canada's New Realese Said One Of The Best Seller's.................I think....."
supanano"I would love to know these guys. Brilliant work."
Shack"her bangs bang"
dieskatech"check out the the machine by revolution"
getsome117"dude....epic"
getsome117"The only song I'd let my wives listen to is "Rape Your Skull With My Gnurled Horn." Sadly, they still have to understand its genius."
Surrealmod"the shit"
tdogg13"I bought this for my nephew. After his father returned it to me (and punched me in the face) I listened for myself... and LOVED it! I don't see why my brother-in-law hated it, but his loss."
DarianRif"lame"
Ginormatron"fuckin' brutal"
kissarmysoldier5"this rocked so hard! and you're right, puppies ARE cute!"
Gynomite"This band scares me........"
JCDenton"ummmmmmmm"
Photoguy77"Lol This Is Freaking Awesome I love the band name and the picture"
supanano"i'll buy it"
Tyman"By the way a little tip for you: NEVER SAY RAPE ON A CHILDRENS ALBUM"
Tyman"AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! This scares and disturbs me at the same time."
Tyman"Puppies are cute is the best song"
TMTYTF"Somewhere in between Slayer and Sesame Street is where I find this absolute masterpiece."
BangerBen"Holy shit! This is genius! This album will definately inspire bands of all genres for years to come!"
metldrummer2112"Great shit. I love the hidden track " The Cow Says Go Fuck Yourself ". Absolute genius. "
Klorence"The band name's an inspired work of genius: spoonerism is NOT dead, and long live Jim Henson's vision! The album compeletely rocks, and the brilliant audacity to follow up a cute puppy track with one about skull rape demonstrates that POM is groundbreaking in ways that the music world will not forget for a long, long time to come. A GarvinTrack(TM) 9 spins out of 10!"
makemlaugh2003"Truely a great play on one of the classics. Screw GWAR, they were on Joan Rivers fer christ's sake. Keep up the good work guys. Children's music has never been better than this."
Van"I like to watch The Dark Crystal with the sound turned down and use this album for the soundtrack. Nice."
chilidog"If Jim Henson was alive he would just spoon out his Spleen because it was not worthy of him hearing this album."
jwolfenlinc"I have to give you a looooooooooooooooooooooot of credit for the band name. Simply amazing. The album, a finer work of art hasn't been made since Michaelangelo made a bunch of stuff. This should be played on every album everywhere all the time. "
TrevinW"When I first found out that my wife was pregnant, my initial response was "Thank gawd, now I have an excuse to download the new Pastor of Muppets album!" Truly a work of art, the Pastor brings the listener on a ride of highs and lows, but all the while reminding us that children are our future. "
timmamba"Takes me back to my days with my pre-school teachers"
bschenker"Love the variety and interplay between skull rape and quacking ducks. Brilliant"
Hoggan17"I can divide my life into two distinct parts: before hearing Pastor of Muppets, and after hearing Pastor of Muppets. The congregation has listened and it is converted! You'll feel as if there's a hand up inside you manipulating your every move as you groove to these fuzzy sounds!"
thedude"I have seen the future of children's music and it's name is Pastor of Muppets! This album transcends it's genre and serves notice to the Laurie Berkner's of the world that their toddler nonsense will no longer be tolerated by the discerning prepubescent record buyer. "Rape Your Skull With My Gnurled Horn" is the "Wheels on the Bus" of 2008. Long live the Pastor, may he reign supreme!"
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