Merry Stinkin' Christmas by Let's Not and Say We Did
Date Released 12/23/2010 Sales 10 Listens 11
Release Date: Dec 1, 1985
Peak Chart Position: 58
Stella's pleading with her mother to go to bed before Santa saw the light on and skipped their house completely... Dusty's torture of his little sister on Christmas Day, threatening to flush her favorite dress-up wig down the toilet... Thrice's leaving out a plate of cookies for Santa, then going back to see the plate empty and his mother beside it with a cookie hanging out of her mouth... Christmas memories (and albums) are made of such...
Tracks
- 1. Relax, Santa Won't Get Here Before I Finish This Cigarette
- 2. O Holy Crap
- 3. The Holly and the IV
- 4. I Saw Santa at the Mall. He Said He Never Even Heard of You. Sorry.
- 5. Oh, You Just Would Die and Ruin EVERYBODY'S Christmas!
- 6. Do You Smell What I Smell?
- 7. Merry Christmas! I Flushed Your Loretta Lynn Wig Down the Toilet
- 8. The Little Drummond Boy...
- 9. We've Set a Trap for Sandy Claws
- 10. O Tannin' Bed
- 11. You Know, the Circus Still Wants to Buy You...
- 12. Where the $@%#$ Are the Milk and Cookies I Left for Santa?!?
- 13. DON'T OPEN THE DOOR! Them Carolers Always Want Money...
- 14. You Should Just Be Thankful Dog Crap Is Too Hard to Wrap
- 15. Quit Cryin'! Santa Won't Skip Us if I Finish This Beer
Reviews
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"I'm speechless! Every day will be christmas at my house from now on!"
RevSpike"How could I not with a cover like that? Simply spectacular! Then I laughed till I cried listening to the songs about a "banner f@cking year" this Christmas!!"
theHoseman"There are Christmas albums and then there is "Merry Stinkin' Christmas." This album tears the wrapping paper off the holiday and uncovers the dysfunction that resides just under the surface. From "The Little Drummond Boy" to "You Should Just Be Thankful Dog Crap Is Too Hard to Wrap" this album makes you happy to be in the warm and welcoming arms of your own dysfunctional family! Merry Stinkin' Christmas y'all!"
Eric
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